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At least he can relate to the little folk

Jerry Springer, best known for his wild TV talk show, has filed to run for the Senate in his home state of Ohio.

While he is the former mayor of Cincinnati, his more recent career is what makes him a good candidate. I mean who else running for office has had as much opportunity to learn about the issues important to everyday middle american folks? And apparently no other candidate is addressing the big issues like cheating gay lovers, slutty teen daughters, or white supremacist neighbors.

And can you imagine the debates? How many times do you think incumbant George Voinovich will tell Springer to "talk to the hand!"